These socks were given to me because I am a mad keen Essendon supporter. They connect me to my childhood growing up in Ascot Vale, where the mighty Bombers were the only team for a kid to support. I’ve stayed loyal ever since.

I got this hard hat because it used to piss me off that building workers would refuse to let me on to a construction site without one. I need to visit the site if I am going to sell the property, but they would always tell me that there was no spare hard hat for me to wear so I could not enter.

I got my own back by getting my own hat. I keep my own hat in the car and when I wear it I say ‘I’ve got a hard on’.
Marcus Peters — Auctioneer and Real Estate Agent, Wilson Pride